Får man skämta om allt?

[Fantasio]

Vad är det för genomskinligt som ligger i diket och ojar sig? En XXX som man bankat skiten ur.

[Arne]

'Vad sa grindvakten till skuggan? "Stå inte där och se skum ut, kom fram i ljuset!"'

[Arne]

"Attacking the messenger is like blaming the weatherman for the rain."

[Arne]

"Don't shoot the messenger! I'm just here to deliver the bad news, not create it."

[Zoidar]

Tycker inte man kan skämta om allt. Vissa saker är inte roliga att skämta om.

[Arne]

Why blame the messenger? It's not like they created the problem reported in the first place.

[Arne]

"Blaming the messenger for bad news is like blaming the mirror for your bad hair day."

[Arne]

"Don't shoot the messenger; they're just the delivery service, not the manufacturer."

[Arne]

"Attacking the messenger is like yelling at your phone for a bad text message."

[Arne]

"Why did the gatekeeper bring a ladder to work? Because they heard the job had its ups and downs!"

"What did the messenger say after delivering bad news? "Don't shoot the messenger, I'm just the delivery guy!""

"Why did the student laugh when the teacher accused them of cheating? Because they knew the teacher's exam was a "copy-paste" job!"

[Arne]

"Why did the thief ask the police to go easy on him? "Because I prefer solo performances!"

[Arne]

"Why did the gatekeeper sit on the fence? Because they couldn't decide which side to block!"

"Why did the double standard bring an umbrella on a sunny day? Because it only rains when it's inconvenient for others!"

"Why did the NPC bring a manual to the game? To follow instructions word-for-word!"